Conversations with Emily

Occasionally Emily looks up at me with her big blue eyes and says ” don’t teach her that”. And I think you myself “why did you teach her that?” My busy little girl seems to come up with some of the strangest things to say, and she does her best to say them right infront of random people. Here’s some examples, or as my Mom would call it “Payback”!

As our landlord is walking by infront of our house:
Emily: “don’t walk by my house!!”

To her Daddy in the morning after he taught her to say disneyland burned down.
Emily “Oh no, Gilda’s house burned down”

To Daddy while Mommy is having a shower.
Emily “Mommy’s washing her ankles”

To her Mommy while reaching for coffee
Me: Dont’ touch that please.
Em: But I want to. I need coffee.

While looking at a wedding picture
Em: Mommy is a princess
Me: And Daddy is Mommy’s Prince Charming
Em: I have a prince Charming. He’s in my toy box

This one’s my fault:
Em: “Oh Crap! Oh Crap! Oh Crap!”

I keep trying to remember because daily she says things that make me die laughing. Yesterday I ran up the stairs to get something before I left for work. Then Morgan came into the office. And then Emily came into the office too. Clearly the gate at the bottom of the stairs hadn’t been shut. Emily waltzed into the room and said “Hi. I came up!” At least she’s really good at stairs now. But the best part is that my lunch was sitting on the stairs and when I went to eat it later in the day, there were 2 tiny teeth marks in  my apple. Emily had walked up the stairs and stopped for a snack before continuing up. I haven’t had a chance to post any pictures this week, but I’ll get there. Here comes another busy weekend. Fun Fun!